TONYA HARDON: Manana Couch: CD

Well, nothing like a timely band name to pique interest, I always say. Sounds like third-fourth album UK Subs to my ears, which is fine, although I’m not sure why the last two songs ((of a mere five)) are 4:53 and 5:38 long; overstaying their welcome doesn’t exactly play to this band’s strengths. Oh well, break a leg! BEST SONG: “Ho Ho’s & Med’s” BEST SONG TITLE: It would have been the previously-mentioned song had they punctuated it correctly. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: If the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan incident was a human, it would now be old enough to drink in all fifty states.

 –norb (self-released)