TONGAN DEATH GRIP: Self-titled: 7”

My many years of intense martial arts training (sitting on the couch watching kung-fu flicks) have taught me that a Tongan Death Grip is a chokehold on your enemy’s Adam’s apple that render’s him speechless and prone. This record is so fucking good (think hopped-up Marked Men masquerading as The Knockout Pills, only from Canada) that I’m speechless (I can handle the prone part on my own, thanks very much). More please!

 –Jim Ruland (House Party)