THRIFT STORE HEROES: Moving On: CD

Apr 16, 2009

Alarming Fact: Planet Earth is now dangerously infested with Blink 182 wannabes. Though they are obviously testicle-less, they manage to breed like soft, cuddly bunnies. Let it be known: Western Civilization is now fully declined. Whatever happened to those L-5 space colonies that Gerard O’Neill promised? I gotta get me the hell outta here. God, I hope my neighbors didn’t overhear me playing this sappy dreck. Even the little old lady next door who eats Chapstick will be laughing at me.

 –aphid (Thrift Store Heroes)

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