THOR: Devestation of Musculation: CD

You know what? If you don’t have a drummer, then you don’t have a band, and, therefore, you shouldn’t record an album. Yeah, I know John Mikl Thor is real old-school and I’ve seen Rock N Roll Nightmare and all that, but that doesn’t change the fact that this album is tired, uninspired metal, recorded with a shitty-sounding drum machine. It sounds like a demo that some kid made in his bedroom, except this kid has gotta be well into his fifties by now. Jesus Christ.

 –ben (Smog Veil)