Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Aquabats adopted a science fiction theme and went even more mainstream in an Offspring “Pretty Fly for a White Guy” sort of way? Of course you haven’t. No one has. But that’s exactly what this travesty of band called Thirst Things Thirst sounds like. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I just threw up out of my ears.
–Juan Espinosa (Self-released)