If i ever own a bar, it's gonna be called "The Purple Pussycat" and at least half the jukebox is gonna be songs sung in French, unless i open up the bar in France, in which case the only song on the jukebox is going to be that German drinking song "Norbert, Norbert, Oi Oi Oi," for obvious reasons. I mean, who wants stock the juke with trite, over-hashed chestnuts such as "I Can Only Give You Everything" and "All Day and All of the Night" sung in plain ol' English, when, with the judicious application of a little Les Terribles, one can stock it with just-hashed-enough French language versions of the same (to say nothing of "Rosbeef Attack," which has no language at all, save the universal linguii of both ROCK and MEAT)?? Be-wigged French beatsters, take note! Follow in the Beatle-booted footsteps of Les Terribles, and let French be your lingua franca! I mean, the math is THERE, people, the math is THERE! BEST SONG: "Debby Merci" BEST SONG TITLE: "Rosbeef Attack" FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I met Iwan.
–norb (Dionysus)