TEENAGE REGRETS: Self-titled: 7”EP

Feb 15, 2007

Heavy spazz, distortion garage rock in the same trailer park as the Functional Blackouts that whips chaotically into… overdrive surf. It’s that last part that keeps me, and it’s that part where their sound bends like a blade of grass and doesn’t get uprooted, snapped, and forgotten like so many more bands of this ilk. Teenage Regrets sound like the Ventures in a tornado pantsing members Teengenerate as they all lose their finger grips on a telephone pole that’s getting ripped out of the ground and flying far beyond the horizon. Oddly satisfying and recommended.

 –todd (Fashionable Idiots)