TEENAGE CASKET CO: Dial It Up: CD

Jun 13, 2007

Reviewer rule #316: If any of the band members is sporting the last name “Wylde,” the odds of the record sucking are upped exponentially. Reviewer rule #848: If one of the song titles is “Bad Girl,” and a member of the band is sporting the last name “Wylde,” carefully place the offending article down, step away slowly, call for the mass evacuation of a thirty-mile radius, and nuke the whole area to ensure any traces of the offending record have been eliminated.

 –jimmy (Trashpit)

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