TEENAGE BOTTLEROCKET: Freak Out!: CD

This record defies all known rules of physics. I mean, there must be some really clean water in Wyoming. I have no other way to explain how Teenage Bottlerocket tops themselves with each new release. If you don’t like songs with titles like “Cruising for Chicks” and “Punk House of Horror” then you may have a screw loose. “Never Gonna Tell You” is probably their catchiest tune since “Bloodbath at Burger King.” That’s saying something, folks. Do yourself a favor and pick this up, since you’ll want to know all the words by the time they hit your town to blast the doors off the hinges live. I know I do.

 –koepenick (Fat Wreck)