TEEN CTHULHU: Ride the Blade: LP

Does Tipper Gore ever lie in bed at night wondering how many godawful death metal bands she inspired with her puritan antics? Teen Cthulhu is another in a long line of bands inspired less by real life experience than by an overwhelming desire to cater to childish (not to mention churlish) I’ll-show-you,-Mom-and-Dad fantasies. If suicide, the prevailing subject of the album, is THIS boring, joining the Mormon church sounds like a keg party by comparison.

 –eric (Life is Abuse)