If you like your generic SoCal-style punk rock with a generous dose of arena hair metal, then run—don’t walk—to get this record. Me, I’m gonna stay where I am. There is cowbell. Lots of it. Guitar solos and effect pedals, oh my! Remember that time Green Day covered The Scorpions? This is like The Scorpions covering Green Day. Well, not even The Scorpions—more like Dokken. If Wal-Mart went into the business of opening dive bars, these guys would be the house band. 

 –Lisa Weiss (Mystery School)