SUZANNE’SILVER: The Crying Mary: CD

Remember that time when the members of Shellac, Slint, and Battles all got together and had that big sex orgy? Well, someone wasn’t using protection because a bastard child has been found; named Suzanne’Silver. For some reason, it’s Italian but, thankfully, it’s speaking in English just like its parents, thus making it a little easier for me to understand, although all it does is yell most of the time, so it’s still somewhat hard to interpret. I think it’s safe to say that even if none of the parents take responsibility, Suzanne’Silver is still a child that any of them should be proud to call their own.

 –kurt (Radio Is Down)