STRAP-ONS, THE: The Pimps R.I.P.: clear vinyl 7″

This is dirty, decadent, depraved porno-punk at its gruffest and most caustic! It’s hard-edged, snotty, pugnacious, disobedient, and incendiary. It’s a repulsively rambunctious lil’ romp that drives deep and hard into the inner ear like a flamin’ hot icepick. If you’re aurally inclined towards The Minutemen, Doggy Style, El Diablo, Habitual Sex Offenders, and naughty masturbatory sleaze, then The Strap-Ons will make you orgasmically gush somethin’ fierce. Aaaaahhh, this feels good.

 –Roger Moser Jr. (Rapid Pulse, PO Box 5075, Milford, CT 06460; The Strap-Ons, PO Box 8241, Norfolk, VA 23503; www.thestrap-ons.com)