STOOL SAMPLE/LOVED BY NONE: Scumpunk Foreplay: EP

I have a friend who used to be friendly with Stool Sample (I think they might have beaten him up since then), so I had a tape of theirs several years ago and the only song I can remember from it is “Suck My Dick while I Take a Shit.” They were dumb then and they’re still dumb, though they’ve picked up a bit in the music department. Competent, if lackluster, speed metal. Loved By None play lackluster plain metal and they took an appropriate name.

 –doug (Defecation Nation)