STOLEN CARS: Can’t Stop Thee: CD

I’ll admit that my sixty-five year-old dad has grown a soul patch to rival every one worn by the dudes in this band. My dad, however, has never had the desire to punish me with psychobilly minus the roots of rockabilly and the horror of the psycho part. Dear lord, this is worse than the velvet pea coat worn by the guy in the forefront of all the pictures.

 –megan (Ammonia / Nicotine, www.myspace.com/theestolencars)