STINKY LOU AND THE GOON MAT: Self-titled: CD

Opening track is “Show Me Your Tits.” The rest of the record is nearly as bad. This is kind of what Bradley Williams and King Khan and BBQ would sound like if they couldn’t write songs and had a thirty point drop in their respective IQs.

 –ryan (Voodoo Rhythm, www.voodoorhythm.com)