STEINWAYS, THE: Rocket Surgery: 7″ EP

…if Mutant Pop Records was still in business, which it isn’t, the presence of the Steinways would cause Timbo to spontaneously combust in an explosion of piss, shit, snot, cum, blood, saliva and undocumented brain goo, so, in retrospect, it’s probably for the best that Mutant Pop is no longer with us. Ten funny as hell—yet strangely meaningful—pop punk songs on a seven-inch 45; tight as the Ergs, but not as jazzy; three tunes merely short, the other seven ultra-brief indeed. I kinda think you need this. Actually, I’m certain of it. BEST SONG: “Milk Was a Bad Choice” BEST SONG TITLE: “(My Girlfriend Is A) Crazy Fucking Cat Lady.” I hear ya. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: “You can also learn a great deal about pianos by visiting www.google.com and entering ‘The Steinways’ into the empty text field.”

 –norb (Don Giovanni)