STEAMING WOLF PENIS: Assholes and Hand Grenades: CDEP

Silly-ass band name? Check. Short, rudimentary, yet strangely proficient songs with titles like “123456 Hamster,” “Birth Certificate Blues,” and “I Love 2 Watch U Explode”? Check. Lyrics like “I like chicken, you like panthers/Let’s all dance like Danny Glover”? Check. Cover art that looks like it was drawn by a right-handed autistic kid using her left hand? Check. It’s official, folks: Jimmy’s got a new favorite band for the week.

 –jimmy (www.jerkbeast.com)