Jun 04, 2008

Metal-y thudwumping hardcore from these Jehovah’s Witnesses from the Church of Discharge. They remind me a little bit of one of my favorite bands from days of yore: the Murderers – except without the human snot sprinkler called Bob Murderer. Here’s an example of where it’d be cool to have something akin to that rubber bulb thing with a snout that’s used to suck the snot out of a baby’s head – but one that works in reverse, pumping snot into something. If I were lucky enough to have such a handy gizmo, I think I’d give State Patrol a squirt or two. But that’s really a minor quibble. This is crunchy, spleen-bruising fun, even without the mucus coating. 

 –aphid (Rodent Popsicle)