As smooth as a talcum-powdered baby’s butt and just about as excruciatingly sappy as a Family Circus cartoon. In fact, as I listen to this, I picture the band with big balloon heads like the kids in the Family Circus – which somehow makes the whole thing a bit more palatable. But not even cartoony visions of ridiculous hydroencephalus can save this cloying heap of sweet dung. I bet even Hillary Duff would think Splithabit is lame.
–aphid (Double Zero)