SPASTIC PANTHERS: Rock and Roll Beasts: 7”

First things first: Never write a song entitled “ Anthem.” It is never good. In fact, stay away from referencing your band by name in any song. You’ll never be able to beat the classic Bouncing Souls line “Bouncing Souls/ no one can beat us/ we drink beer and wear Adidas.” That shit is solid gold. As for the Spastic Panthers, it’s meh street/hardcore punk (I admit it, I really don’t know what to classify these guys as) with some interesting parts. One thing is for sure: The bassist knows how to fucking play.

 –Bryan Static (Handsome Dan, no address listed)