SPADES, THE: Learnin’ the Hard Way: CD

Jul 13, 2007

Fuck this band. The lyrics are brilliant: “Get down and suck my dick.” They talk about rape, hitting women, and beating the shit out of people. The worst part is, it isn’t in the funny way. These guys are serious in the BRO way. For example, “Come on baby tell me if I push you too hard but don’t make me get my gun.” Plus they all got their tattoos photoshopped for the band’s picture. How tough can you be if you photoshopped your skull tattoo on the promo picture? Just to make sure people could see what a badass you are? What the fuck, indeed. Gabe Rock

 –guest (Go Kart)