SLOW JETS: Remain in Ether: CD

There’s really not much for me to care about here—at times it sounds like Sonic Youth channeling Dick Dale, at others it’s as if Pavement really was The Fall. In the grand tradition of reviewers who really have nothing of merit to say about an artistic work besides dropping the names of seminal bands and trying to show off their musical knowledge (come on motherfucker, whip it out and get a ruler—we’ll see who’s bigger), I will offer that fans of indie rock might find this appealing. However, it doesn’t really do shit for me.

 –scott (Morphius)