Well, I was really enjoying this band’s brand of dark, crusty hardcore for the one time this tape played. Shortly after the music finished, the tape jammed in my car’s tape player and had to be pried out with a butter knife and a pair of needle nose pliers. On top of breaking the tape player, the radio doesn’t even work now! Hey Skull Collector, how the hell am I supposed to listen to news radio on the way to work?
–Daryl Gussin (Lung Oven, no address)