SIR HENRY FIAT’S BASTARD: Your Mom Is a Fucking Mongo: 7″

Our Hero, Sir Henry, strikes off from the world of Open Sores for a side project with three chaps who, coincidentally enough, all share the somewhat unique surname of “Bastard”—and the results are cause for much rock’n’roll happiness. Though not as spastic and barky as early-era HFOS records like Gnarly, Headshots, and Makes Your Cock Big, this record has a sound more similar to those records than the more recent HFOS releases. “George W. Bush Is a Fucking Hippie” is my current favorite song and every time I hear it I want to pull my underpants up over my head and hurl myself down a well-peopled stairwell, over and over again. This Henry Fiat guy has tapped into some magical mongo rock elixir and, I for one, can’t seem to ever get tired of guzzling the shit.

–aphid (Pandacide)