SEVEN DIRTY WORDS: Hard Boiled and Dirty: CDEP

The band’s name is a George Carlin reference, the EP’s cover places the CD’s title, Hard Boiled and Dirty, next to a picture of Dirty Harry and the music is a meaningless copy attempt at Motörhead. With all this low-grade rehashing, it’s hard to find a shred of anything creative here. Sure, all the EP’s production standards pass quality control, but as for the music inside?…All the references to fast cars, drugs, and sex make me want to snort lines of creatine and try out for the football team. Don’t waste your time on this. –N.L. Dewart

 –guest (Loaded Bomb)