SCAM, THE: Fuck On: CDEP

Not the worst CDEP with a drawing of a topless girl spitting into another topless girl’s mouth on the cover i’ve ever reviewed in my life. Oh, who am i kidding? Of COURSE it is! Sounds like mall punk for people who hate mall punk. I can only imagine the self-loathing. Now spit in your own mouth! This is a cool place. BEST SONG: I actually prefer the outstanding cover art to any of the songs contained within, but, by process of elimination, the answer is “Monkey Monkey.” BEST SONG TITLE: “Teenage Knife Fight.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: “Monkey Monkey” is a ripoff of the song “Peanut Butter” by the Marathons on Arvee Records, which is itself a ripoff of the song “(Baby) Hully Gully” by the Olympics on Arvee Records. Unless you know otherwise. 

 –norb (Throwing Things)