Say there was a car accident that got hit by a train that suffered from paranoid delusions of orcs, naked swords, and one “Parfait of misery.” Well, everyone involved was suffering from low blood sugar and was in need of a little snack to get through this horrible ordeal. About to take their first bites, they all got pushed down some stairs. Low-fi hardcore / punk from ATL that was “Recorded in the goblin waste of the years of snack darkness.” Originally put out as a cassette in 2010, it’s immature, intelligent, and too ridiculous not to enjoy. Think about it, for just a few dollars you can put a delicious treat into the needy hands of some punk kid. Go on, get these kids a Chipwich and some mozzarella sticks, stat. 

 –Jackie Rusted (No Breaks)