ROACH MOTEL: Worstest Hits: CD

Ah, at long last we can all breathe a sigh of relief. The RoachMotel CD is here, war with Iraq will soon end, and everyone man, woman, and child will be given a lollipop! For those out-of-the-loop (O.O.T.L.), this is George Tabb’s (really) old band. Songs like “My Dog’s into Anarchy” and “Brooke Shields Must Die.” This won’t blow you away or anything, but it’s just, I don’t know… is it punk to call songs like “Mom Likes Drugs” endearing? If this were a cereal, it’d be Honey Nut Cheerios. Cool!

 –maddy (Destroy)