By-the-numbers poppy hardcore swill. What a waste of money. Hey, Fat Mike! My job ain’t too satisfying career-wise, you know? Send me some ridiculously large amount of cash to record an album, too. I can’t guarantee that it’ll sound just like everyone else (like these guys do), but I’ll try my dangdest, if that’s what it takes.
–jimmy (Fat, PO Box 193690, SF, CA 94119)