I can’t remember the last time I went from “What is this bullshit?” to “Holy fuck, I’m in love,” so quickly. I looked at this record, read the title, and assumed it was going to be a joke. It isn’t. I mean, there’s humor here, for sure, but it’s also a super chill, catchy tune that just makes me feel really positive about everything. The lyrics tie together the stories of several people finding black metal yoga and it saving them from whatever bullshit they happened to be entrenched in, with a chorus of, “Whatever gets you out of this terrible place, just grab it and let it lift you right into space.” I think I’m going to do that with this record right now.
–MP Johnson (Baldy Longhair)