QLIPHOTH: Self-titled: CS

Mar 22, 2016

My old boss told me that when he was in college and bought a CD player, he smashed open all his cassettes and shot the spools out his second-story window at passing frat boys, yelling “YOUR TECHNOLOGY IS INFERIOR!!!” as he did so. I hope he returns as a post-graduate student, as he can add this screamy hogwash to his arsenal. BEST SONG: Fuck you. BEST SONG TITLE: “Botched.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Sorry, wrong number.

 –Rev. Norb (Dead Tank)

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