PURPLE RHINESTONE EAGLE / NORTHERN SWORDS / FORSORCERERS: Fantasy Quest: Split 25″

Aside from this one, all the reviews you see written by me in this issue were actually rewritten a second time because I got stoned and forgot to save hours and hours of work. This record is another example of why pot fucking sucks. I’m sick to death of all this noodley, wanky, hippie, retro crap that keeps coming out. If only I had started writing my reviews after listening to this record, I would have thought better of eating that fucking brownie and saved myself a lot of time.

 –Craven (Poison Apple, [email protected])