PROTOCOL, THE: Recess: CD

Please note: In your bio, you can’t just make statements like, “Jeff Reitan is recognized as one of the best guitar players around…” What? By whom? You might as well say that your band is the best band in the area. Argh, bio writers…if there’s one thing that can annoy me more than bad music it’s shitty writing. Unfortunately, in this case, the music isn’t much to write about either. I feel like I’m back in high school when I was subjected to horribly generic Christian pop rock. This includes cheesy lyrics, simplistic structures, generic vocals, and the occasionally stereotypical guitar solo. I didn’t like it then and ten years later I still don’t.

 –kurt (Parlor)