POP CRIMES / WILLOWER: Split: 7”

Severe lack of creativity in the execution of the unimaginative concepts on both sides. Pop Crimes: Accidentally started this side at 45 RPM, and thought I heard some muscly garage rock, but soon realized that I needed to slow down the turntable. At the appropriate speed, the record sounded like Cat Party if Cat Party sucked. Willower: Nico-esque “singing,” backed by a heavily distorted repetitive guitar riff. Supposedly, a Korg is in there somewhere, but it was underutilized if used whatsoever. 

 –Vincent (Bonzer)