PONYTAIL: Kamehameha: CD

When you’re dubbed as an art school quartet and your name is Ponytail, there’s a good chance you will measure high on the suckability scale. This is the musical equivalent of someone taking a dolphin, stuffing it in a tank two sizes too small for its proportions, and then beating the aquatic mammal to a slow death with a crash cymbal.

 –Dave Disorder (Creative Capitalism)