PIG DESTROYER: Phantom Limb: CD

The name conjures up images of a butcher slicing some bacon off a meaty hog’s ass, but in reality it’s code word for “Cop Killer.” So, somewhere Tracy Morrow, or Ice T, as he likes to be called, is happy his message wasn’t wasted. Even though he plays a cop on television… But, as ridiculous as that is, it still isn’t as ridiculous to me as grindcore. I know these guys are talented n’ shit, but goddamn, this music is for kids dressed up like wizards throwing twenty-sided dice. I could have maximum hit points and total charisma and I still wouldn’t know what the fuck this guy is saying. Probably something about cutting up his girlfriend, but I couldn’t care less.

 –Dave Disorder (Relapse)