PATTERN, THE: Real Feelness: CD

File under rock and roll, a la Strokes, Oranges Band, et. al. Not a la Stones, Stooges, etc. I just can’t get into this stuff. I think it’s probably because I’m a big dork and whenever I go to shows like this I always feel like a total punk dork, wearing my beat-up Converse shoes and dirty jeans in a sea of girls wearing lots of makeup and guys wearing expensive shoes. I’m sick of this stuff, big time. If this were a cereal, it’d be Product 19. Adult stuff.

 –maddy (Lookout)