OUTDOORSMEN: Violent Hands: 7”

Rudimentary, fuzzless punk recalling some long-lost 1970s backwater masterpiece, unearthed and unleashed to offend a whole new population with songs about pornographic stockpiles and lyrics like, “Broke a ketchup bottle/and drag it across your neck, with violent hands I’ll get some respect.” Seriously, dub it onto some shitty cassette and tell your punk snob buddies it’s an old demo yer crazy uncle gave and they won’t know the diff.

 –jimmy (Florida’s Dying)