OMEGALORD: Hammer Down: CD

You know when you end up having to go to Guitar Center to get some strings or something and there’s always some dumbass subnormal redneck working there and he won’t put down the Dime Slime that he’s been shredding on long enough to help you with what you need? This band is made up of five dudes like that. Completely terrible (and not in a good way) heavy rock that sounds like third-rate Pantera. I know Todd only gave me this to review because the first song is called “Skull Bong.” Cool song titles aside, this thing is a ridiculous waste of everyone’s time.

–ben (Omegalord)