OH NOS, THE: Self-titled: CD

Had to check the names of the members ’cause this was such an uncreative piece of rehash that I was sure that Joel Hova of OBS had something to do with it. You get Farfisa-tinged ’60s trash rock from four guys who – get ready – are wearing black clothes and matching ski masks. Hmm, now where have I seen that gimmick before? Unfortunately, for them and us, they lack even the tiniest sliver of talent and coolness that the Rip Offs wielded on their worst day. Go back to your garage and don’t come out until you come up with an idea that is wholly your own.

 –jimmy (Ski Mask)