NORTHLESS: Self-titled: CD

As a reviewer, I take it as my job to see all material with an unbiased view. I failed. When I saw this DVD case with a CD inside by a band called Northless with the cover art dark and brooding, I thought immediately “Oh god, it’s a metal EP.” I was dead on. Five songs, thirty minutes, half of it slow and boring. I do not feel guilty. I have a bias against crap and that’s one bias that I think everyone has.

 –Bryan Static (Self-released, no address)