NO FUNERAL: Self-titled: 12” EP

I know enough people into the super angry “I don’t give a fuck if this pleasing to your ears” punk/metal to understand the appeals of the genre. There’s definitely a raw element that isn’t in any other style of music. My opinions of the genre, however uncaring they may be, don’t excuse the quality of the music. God awful lyrics and even worse vocal delivery on top of ambient noise tracks whose only purpose is to confuse the listener into picking the wrong record speed. Morally, I can’t condone this record. It offends almost every musical aesthetic value I hold. (You didn’t use auto-tune and for that I thank you.) Recommended for people who need loud music to piss off their neighbors.

 –Bryan Static (Wands, no address)