NINJA GUN: Pork’s Not Dead: CD-R

Jul 23, 2009

First of all, I almost threw this away. When I opened it up, there was a small pile of what looked and smelled like moldy used bandages. I was pretty fucking disgusted until I read the little note that came with this and I realized that they were pouches of smokeless tobacco, which is still disgusting. Anyway, the first song sounds kind of like a less noisy, more boring Archers of Loaf, the second song sounds like the Bon Jovi stuff from that cowboy movie he did the soundtrack for, and the other two are country songs that aren’t as good as any country music that I listen to but still better than Brooks and Dunn. So there. –Not Josh

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