NIGEL PEPPER COCK: Fresh White Reeboks Kickin’ Your Ass: 7″ EP

Stupid cover (buffed, nude hippie dude, covered with extra strip of photo fuzzed out in all the appropriate places with a sticker that says “Rick Says: You must be 18 or over to look at my dick!” Naked dude=Great way to alienate your core male adolescent audience), dull lyrics, and monster, MONSTER riffage. 

 –jimmy (Life is Abuse)