There’s one really funny page in this zine where a guy makes lists of one-liners like “Rhetorical Questions That I Wish I Could Ask: ‘What are you doing today? You wanna go get some sticks and poke this guy?’” Stuff like that. It made me laugh. Other than that, it’s a pretty ordinary punk zine. Interviews with Cave In, Al Burian, Waxwing, etc.; columns that were pretty weak; and a bunch of record reviews. Not really recommended. If you subscribe, though, you can get a free copy of the new Fabulous Disaster album. I recommend that. (The New Scheme, PO Box 19873, Boulder, CO 80308)