Uh, with regards to the song “I Killed Kennedy,” to which Kennedy do you refer? By the looks of you lot, the oldest one of you were at best burping up Enfamil when Bobby was still breathing, and Teddy’s still very much alive, as are TV goddess Jayne Kennedy and Penitentiary star Leon Isaac Kennedy. Last I checked, MTV host Kennedy had a pulse, although her career definitely seems moribund these days. In short, I’m perplexed and more than a little annoyed. Oh, and the whole “France’s answer to the Briefs” shtick ain’t cuttin’ it either, kids.