Film festivals are usually hit-miss, everything watchable, yawns equaling screams. Short film fests are more 25% hits but then the hits rokk hard. And bless anyone trying to get the damn things seen by audiences in the first place. Movieside has 20 shorts and all watchable but its “State of the Union” by the great Bryan Boyce as the only scream, with Bush Jr shooting Teletubbie rabbits by eye lasers. –Speedway Randy ($12, Rusty Nails, 1400 W Devon Ave #409, Chicago, IL, 60660, http://www.movieside.com/)