MOIST HOST: Self-titled: CD

Well, I guess these guys could be pigeonholed as “hardcore,” but the tunes are wildly disjointed and the lyrics are, to put it politely, fucking weird, man. How weird? To wit: “AIDS killing apes campus style rape eating Gilbert Grape a celibate man celebrates the century attracting wildabeast [sic] licking zebra butt creatures on the run hipsters having fun breaking through a patch raping bestial ass save the best for last Obi-Wan Kenobi leader of Nairobi has large genitals open up you stupid bich [sic].” Try singing THAT at your next church social.

–jimmy (Butter Flavored)