MOES HAVEN: Self-titled: CD-R

I soooo wanted this review to just say, “You really hate me, don’t you Todd?” and leave it at that, but I decided I’d actually write why I dislike this disc. Primarily it’s because this isn’t really punk stuff whatsoever, just horrible singer/songwriter material that tries to be funny but isn’t. There’s a lot of piano and acoustic guitar and a handful of annoying songs such as “Papaphobia” and “Moppin’ Concrete in Early May.” Come to think of it, a lot of this sounds like the Electric Amish meets a singer/songwriter meets Gene Defcon. And God knows how much I dislike Gene Defcon. File this one under the (ever-growing) horrible category. -Kurt Morris

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